Oh Hai!

I steal jokes.

disneykin:

ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you

(via marykatewiles)

robotmango:

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

(via womanistgamergirl)

hurricaneginger:

thepaganjew:

Devs just said you can adjust Adam’s apple size for female Inquisitors.

TRANS INQUISITORS FTW

(via elfyourmother)

sload:

ominousdeer:

"The Chantry obviously helps the refugees and the poor!"

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lmao who has time to help the poor when you’re forcibly imprisoning children and trying to start a race war in the name of your god

(via riderofpestilence)

tr1angl3:

black-shucks:

when “”“”educated”“”” people type a whole lot of words that mean basically nothing and u feel stupid for not understanding them at first and then u reread it and realise NO they are literally saying nothing they are just typing meaningless sentences to revel in their own smugness.

postmodernist theory

(via liamdryden)

yougivemelife:

unfollowfriday:

steal her look: iggy azalea

black culture: free (apparently)

crying and screaming

(via elfyourmother)

sheploosboyfriend:

People who can play Bioware games using the mean dialogue/evil choices without remorse are not to be trusted.

(via riderofpestilence)

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(via elfyourmother)

awwww-cute:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers

(via friendpals)

acquaintedwithrask:

ramavoite:

toad-hollow:

puffpuffpeace:

smokeweeedgethigh:

greeneyed-l4dy:

popadoseyo:

what did i just watch

dead

Lmao

dying

OMFG

At first I thought it was guys trying to make pattycake sound like a demonic summoning ritual. Fortunately I kept listening.

THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS OF ALL TIME THO I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN YEARS OMG

(via liamdryden)