This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
There is a HUGE difference in HEALTHY and consensual BDSM and abuse. FSOG is NOT healthy, respectful, consensual or safe.
It makes healthy BDSM look bad, and saying “It IS BDSM” only makes it harder on people who have healthy BDSM lifestyles.
BDSM has boundaries, safewords, and clear lines all drawn with consent and safety in mind.
There is NOTHING of the sort in FSOG, so stop pretending it’s even the SAME as healthy BDSM, thanks.
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
Every time I see this I get tears down my face from laughing.