Oh Hai!

I steal jokes.

aryeastark:

Emma Watson’s tweet about leaked pictures x

(via marykatewiles)

justtheeightofus:

galacticavapors:

pastel-gizibe:

pastel-gizibe:

babybutta:

pastel-gizibe:

Some white woman just asked me (awkwardly) for a foundation that was MY skin tone and red or pink lipstick because she was going to an Africa themed party.

Someone give…

bryarly:

thatzak:

fizzylimon:

pjcalamity:

I thought it’d be interesting to try the “I Write Like…” site (http://iwl.me/) but to see how much style changes from year-to-year from piece-to-piece. All of these were fiction. The top is a piece called Cradlesong, the middle is the first chapter of Twisted, and the bottom is Red Bound. The first two are fantasy. The last two are first-person. Cradlesong started in high school and I haven’t touched it since 2009, Twisted started in 2011 and Red Bound was written in…2012? Yes.

In theory one could paste a bunch of excerpts and get a more accurate reading, but eh. This of course also isn’t any indication of how good the pieces are/I am. Though I am a little surprised and happy about the last one, though all three are cool.

PJ, please, with all due respect, I am rather displeased that you piqued my curiosity and would appreciate reparations of one sort or another.

I got Cory Doctorow three times, David Foster Wallace three times, and H.P. Lovecraft once.

I got Arthur Clarke and Jack London. 

theorlandojones:

lavernecoxBehind the scenes of the October cover shoot for@essencemag with @nikkibeharie. Isn’t she lovely?

2 awesome ladies being awesome.

zlall:

"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.

(via friendpals)

cosbyykidd:

corrwill:

I applaud, Chris.

This is great.

(via saimasmileslike)

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

(via arishoking)

kurgy:

the survival of Thedas rests in his hands

(via soandriusan)

zlall:

"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.

(via friendpals)